Alties night at the Blind One Bar & Grille

Unfortunately though, tonight's Blind One and Mistress report has been redacted due to the demands of one very influential kin-mate.

That which remains is as follows:

"We met the Blind One in the middle of it's vorpal webs, unrelenting. But it was no match for Trucido, despite being short one person in our raid. The Blind One gave up the ghost with as much difficulty as it gave up it's Loot Chest. XXXXX got the leggings because XXXXX XXXX XX XXXX XXXXX XXX XXXX XX.

"We then advanced upon the Mistress and her fawning World Eater bunch. We engaged, XXXXX XXX XXXX XXXXXX XXX XX XXXXX XXXX XX XXXXX XX XX XXXXXXX XXXXXX XX Tara was perfect XXX XXX XXXXX XXXXX XXX XXX XXXXXXXXX XXX XXX XXXXX XX XX XXXXX XXX XXX XXX XXX XXX XX XXX XXX and The Mistress fell victim to Asto's coquettish ways! The Mistress was no more."

Long live the Free People of Middle-earth! And Minstrels who sometimes play on their captain but who heal me a lot.